February Riddle Answers

Cynthia Zhou

What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day? I think you’re acute.

What did the pepperoni say to its Valentine? You’ve got a pizza my heart.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.

Which month of the year has 28 days? All of them.

A butcher is 5′11”, 46 years old, married, with two sons and a daughter. What does the butcher weigh? Meat

Which five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.