What do you call a disrespectful reindeer?
Answer: Rude-olph

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest, it just wasn’t discovered yet.

Who is a driedel’s favorite musician?
Answer: Dr. Dreidel

What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs

Sara has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
Answer: 5—each daughter has the same brother

Where do Santa and Mrs. Claus vote?
Answer: At the North Poll

How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?
Answer: None, it’s a hole